.::Vote Results::.
If you had to fart in public, knowing it was gonna be a loud and noxious gas cloud, what would you do?
Go to the nearest toilet, fart, flush at the same time hoping the noise of the water will muffle out the sound! Works for me!(15%) 21 votes.
Go to the perfume counter of a Department store, fart and start spraying perfume around like you're testing them. At least it'll mask the smell of rotten eggs!(14%) 19 votes.
Fart, and hope to God people don't think that it was you!(12%) 17 votes.
Just fart! Hey it's gotta come out, it's natural!(12%) 16 votes.
Go to the nearest music store. Hey the music is usually loud, so maybe no one will hear you!(10%) 14 votes.
Fart, and give the person next to you a disgusted look!(9%) 12 votes.
Go to the fertilzer section of the supermarket and fart! Hey it stinks there anyway so no one will notice! Yeah Right!(9%) 12 votes.
Walk casually, fart, and hope no one notices!(9%) 12 votes.
Run to the carpark and fart. There's always heaps of noise and petrol fumes, so the smell of shit won't bother people anyway!(8%) 11 votes.
Fart slowly, if it comes out little by little, the odour might not be so bad! Unless you leave a lingering trail behind you!(4%) 5 votes.
Total 139 votes.